I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
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We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
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This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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