Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
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So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
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You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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