are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
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You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
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you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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