That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
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The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
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Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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