chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
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sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
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I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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