Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
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I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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