I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
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Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
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And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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