girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
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Let's paint friendship bongs
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
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She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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