fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
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He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
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If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
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Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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