I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
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we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
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I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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