are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
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You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
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i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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