My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
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Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
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It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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