what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
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He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
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I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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