Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
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We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
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My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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