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Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
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