do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
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Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
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Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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