i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
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She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
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You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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