Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
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A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
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Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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