Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
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Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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