Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
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At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
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Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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