I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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