is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
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Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
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trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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