That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
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You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
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Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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