CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
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I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
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I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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