I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
i barfeds in our rink
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
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I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
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Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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