I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
My brain says no but my pants say off.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
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It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
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i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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