you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
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Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
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I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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