I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
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The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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