i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
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Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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