Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
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i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
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Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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