yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
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Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
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You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
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