I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
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if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
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You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
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