i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
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It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
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I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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