If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
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He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
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holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
She made me pour olive oil on her.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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