Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
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What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
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Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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