4 words: hood of his car
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
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it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
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I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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