i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
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Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
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Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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