i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
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Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
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If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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