Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
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I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
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the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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