The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
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You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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