after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
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How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
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It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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