problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
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Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
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You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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