so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
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You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
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Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
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