i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
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This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
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Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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