so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
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this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
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I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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