He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
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If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
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i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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