I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
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He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
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Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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