Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
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we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
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True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
He shit in the fireplace
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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