Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
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when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
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I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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