Porn is love you can see.
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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